Detroits Boring Motor Show (Read Till the End, Its Rad, Promise)

So for those not following, the North American International Auto Show is underway in Detroit. The shit thing is, there isn’t anything that rad or amazing. Just a VERY hot little hatch. Unveils of the boring and the surprise after the jump.Now read on, past all this boring shit is actually a very hot little car at the end.

The Civic SI Sedan Concept

A Japan-fest of sedans. Honda showed the new Civic sedan and a coupe concept. Nothing amazing. Imagine the current Civic evolving a bit.

The Slightly More Interesting Civic SI Coupe Concept

The Not astonishing Audi A6

The new, very average, very German, all as is expected, Audi A6. Do you really expect anything from a BMW E6? (That comment is because they all end up so similar)

A Boring Chrysler Done Up To Be A Still Boring MOPAR

This is a Chrysler sedan. It was done up by MOPAR. It is still a Chrysler sedan.

The Vulgar New 6-Series Cabriolet

If what you always wanted was a very vulgar, quite ugly BMW convertible, you can have this new 6-Series. Expect to see many at Monte on a Friday night.

The Hideous Mercedes SLS E-Cell

Everyone raved about this Merc, and I don’t see why. I hate the look, I think its revolting and the idea of an electronic super car is like a non-alcoholic beer. It somehow doesn’t work.

(Nearly Done) The Pointless Mini Paceman

A Mini off-roader coupe. Really? Do I need to elaborate?

The New Prius Concept Thing.

The New big Prius and below a Prius concept. WHY?!? How many CR-Z’s have you seen? None. Exactly. This is a stupid idea.

That ends off the boring cars. Now, the FIAT 500 Mopar, as featured below:

Featured, according to the press release are a range of visual options. Read through them, scroll down, and just drool at this super little hatch!

2012 Fiat 500

The Fiat brand marks its return to the North American market with the 2012 Fiat 500 (Cinquecento). With its beautiful Italian styling, timeless functionality, efficient design and innovative technology – the same attributes that made the original version a timeless icon – the new Fiat 500 is relevant for an entirely new generation of drivers.

Following is a list of Mopar accessories that will be featured on the 2012 Fiat 500:

  • Door-sill guards with 500 logo
  • Roof/hood decals feature a double-blue stripe
  • Katzkin leather interior, black with blue accents
  • Carbon fiber-style hand brake
  • Carbon fiber-style shift knob with leather boot
  • Rear window-mount rack
  • Snowboard carrier
  • Wheels, black gloss
  • Chromed exhaust tip
  • Chromed mirror covers
  • Chromed fuel door
  • Chromed grille surround, front and back
  • Wheel center caps
  • Key fob cover
  • Strut tower brace

Rad yes? Now view and drool.

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