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CAR Shootout | MINI Coupe Cooper S

MINI Coupe Cooper S in Red

As we move into along the list of cars its time to introduce a newbie to the market: The MINI Coupe. I went to the launch party and ended up quite drunk and hitting on the promo girl. At no point did I learn anything about what the car is like to drive. (For that, read here). Now, CAR are handing it over to Deon Joubert in Cooper S guise to see how it does. Continue reading

African Dictators Son Keeps Cars in LA Museum

Tedoro Nguema Obiang Mangue’s the son of Equatorial Guinea’s dictator and has been using the country’s oil wealth to live it up in Malibu, including keeping his Rolls Royces and Bugatti Veyrons at L.A.’s Petersen Museum.Some champion on Jalopnik then posted:

HELLO PETERSEN MUSEUM

MY NAME IS TEDORO NGUEMA I AM AFRICAN PRINCE.

I AM IN NEED OF HELP FROM YOU.

YOU SEE, MY CARS HAVE BEEN IMPROPERLY STORED IN WAREHOUSE NEAR PIER. CAN YOU LET ME USE YOUR MUSEUM TO STORE MY CARS? IF SO I SHALL REWARD YOU WITH QUITE A LOT OF MONEY.

PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THE MONEY WILL BE THERE IN NO LESS THAN TWO WEEKS. THIS IS NOT SCAM EMAIL OR SPAM IT IS REAL DEAL!!!

THANK YOU.

South Africa is Defeated by Germany!

Is is commonly accepted that South Africans are the world worst users of traffic circles. This, however, is not true.

Remarkably, the worlds worst users are the Germans. In order to prove this, someone sat and filmed the industrious Germans using a traffic circle that has been placed in Erfurt for an hour. He snipped the best bits into the 2 mins after the jump. Tkae note of the champion at 1:30 just giving up.

(Note: The Germans don’t have circles or mini-circles, only robots)

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