As we move into along the list of cars its time to introduce a newbie to the market: The MINI Coupe. I went to the launch party and ended up quite drunk and hitting on the promo girl. At no point did I learn anything about what the car is like to drive. (For that, read here). Now, CAR are handing it over to Deon Joubert in Cooper S guise to see how it does. Continue reading
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Land Rovers new expedition – Great African Rift Valley Expedition
Kingsley Holgate, the explorer champion with the really big beard has embarked on his latest expedition - to follow the entire African Rift Valley from Djibouti on the Horn of Africa to the base of Gorongoza Mountain in Mozambique. Continue reading
Big up to Chris from Driving Dynamics!
Well, as we all know, Oppikoppi is just 9 days away. Yip, 9 days. Sadly, Car-Life won’t be going there with Isuzu…
We will be going with Chevrolet instead! Story after the jump.
African Dictators Son Keeps Cars in LA Museum
Tedoro Nguema Obiang Mangue’s the son of Equatorial Guinea’s dictator and has been using the country’s oil wealth to live it up in Malibu, including keeping his Rolls Royces and Bugatti Veyrons at L.A.’s Petersen Museum.Some champion on Jalopnik then posted:
HELLO PETERSEN MUSEUM
MY NAME IS TEDORO NGUEMA I AM AFRICAN PRINCE.
I AM IN NEED OF HELP FROM YOU.
YOU SEE, MY CARS HAVE BEEN IMPROPERLY STORED IN WAREHOUSE NEAR PIER. CAN YOU LET ME USE YOUR MUSEUM TO STORE MY CARS? IF SO I SHALL REWARD YOU WITH QUITE A LOT OF MONEY.
PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THE MONEY WILL BE THERE IN NO LESS THAN TWO WEEKS. THIS IS NOT SCAM EMAIL OR SPAM IT IS REAL DEAL!!!
THANK YOU.
South Africa is Defeated by Germany!
Is is commonly accepted that South Africans are the world worst users of traffic circles. This, however, is not true.
Remarkably, the worlds worst users are the Germans. In order to prove this, someone sat and filmed the industrious Germans using a traffic circle that has been placed in Erfurt for an hour. He snipped the best bits into the 2 mins after the jump. Tkae note of the champion at 1:30 just giving up.
(Note: The Germans don’t have circles or mini-circles, only robots)
10 Number Plates That Shouldn’t Be

So turns out people State-side don’t like it when their number plates make words, especially rude or funny words. Yet the loving and caring friends of the internet have posted these gems that managed to slip through the DMV net. Expect porn, lots of porn…
CLS63 AMG in CT…
Our inhouse VIP champion, Amith, spotted this beast in Long Street filming a commercial. My goodness it looks hot. CLS63 AMG…





